Our first child

I have been married for over a year now and every one asks me when the little ones will be coming along. They have asked this question since the first week of marriage. Well we got this little bundle of joy in January, we figured that we needed a trainer first. If we can survive him or more important if HE can survive us, then we should be on the right path. NOW I know that this is nothing like a real human child, human kids have less hair, but hey you gotta start somewhere right? Besides there are some things cats and kids do alike. Hairballs and spitting up, they both can be put on a leash, they both eat disgusting food and when that food comes out the other side it's even worse. A cat and a child will both eat anything off the floor. Although you can't just leave a larger bowl of food out and go away for a few days and hope the kid will be ok. Even though that is better then the way some people treat their kids.
I believe that there needs to be a licensing process to become a real parent. A test to see if you know the difference between caging your cat and kid, and knowing that when a diaper box says good up to 20 pounds that means the kids weight not the amount of stuff that comes out of the kid. So until that test comes out we will continue to learn from our cat and other peoples kids that we don't have to take home with us.
Oh ya his name is Samson