Forbes 400

I broke the 400! Ok not the forbes 400, but I did get over 400 visits to my AWESOME blog XJRAT-BlOG. I know its not the greatest milestone in the world, but hey I am excited and you should be to, the more people that visit my site the more I will post, the more I post the better my site will get, the better it gets the more people will visit, the more people that visit (you get the idea)....
I do hope one day though to be in the Forbes 400 richest people(1.Bill Gates 2. Warrn Buffett 3. XJRAT???). So if by bloging I some how can reach that goal I will share my riches with the world and by riches I mean of course wisdom, riches of wisdom.
Any way, THANK YOU to everyone that actually reads this blog. I know most people look at the title and just keep hitting the "next blog" button or the "random blog" button at the top of the page, and to those people I guess I can't blame them, thank you too... I think if I saw this page I to would keep going after all what the heck is an xjrat anyway, thats a stupid name.

A little political rant

I am sorry for those of you that want to read this blog and not have to read more political stuff since every one and their cat seem to have a political view point and want to share it with the whole world. I must however add my own thoughts about the war on terror, and Iran and North Korea. Mothers don't let your kids read this one...
I am sick of everyone saying that Iran shouldn't be able to continue with their nuclear program. Everyone says that there should be sanctions put on them and that they need to STOP all nuclear testing. But I say we should let them continue. If they want nukes so bad why not let them have em. If the leader of Iran thinks nukes would be the answer to all his countries
problems then I agree with him. I think we should even help them along. As a matter of fact I think North Korea should also get some nukes. It my just help Kim to come to his senses.
I propose that even Israel should help as well. Between the U.S. and Israel both Iran and North Korea could get all the nukes they could stand. I think that since Israel and Iran have had relations and are so close to each other Israel is the best candidate to give Iran help. The U.S. has had a history with North Korea, what with the Korean War and all, so the foundation is there for assistance in helping Kim realizing his dream of nukes. It is a nobel goal to want nukes, it is hard to achieve this goal though, and Iran doesn't have a lot of extra money right now because it is expensive to support Hezbollah. North Korea also doesn't have a lot of extra cash since they have to buy all their weapons from China and Russia, since all citizens of North Korea are starving and so malnourished that they can't work 23 hours a day like Kim want's, that can get expensive to buy from other countries.

I am sure that they would even thank us, if we could find all the pieces of the leaders, once we "send" them all the nukes they need. By "send" I mean of corse by ICBM( a big missile) or B2 Bomber or what ever way we needed to do to get them over there. I bet they would jump up and down with "excitement" when they know the nukes are coming. You could ask Kim when they are on the way he would say "We are getting nukes?" and you could say you're welcome. They would finally have their nukes and no one would complain anymore, right? The U.N. wouldn't have to spend its time with sanctions because they have more important things to do, like not give aid where it is needed and not enforce all the other meaningless sanctions and resolutions they have enacted. Plus North Korea and Iran wouldn't exist any more so those problems with our safety and Israel's being wiped of the face of the earth wouldn't happen like Iran wanted. Oh and no more Hezbollah. So lets send them the nukes they want, tell your congressman.
Ok I am done the kids can come back now.

My turn

Dad's gone so I am going to try my paw at this meow blogie thingie. I am only cat meow so I don't speak human much so if you can't understand me thats why meow...
I am at my humans apple but I don't get it I thought apples were like red or something and you could eat them so why do they get mad at me when I chew on this apple.
I found the good stuff ya the nip the caaaaattt niiiiippp it's great great GREAT MEOOOWWW! It is so hard to concentrate this blog is hard I neeeed string string got to have the string. Need to play. OH what's that look there is something on the floor. what is it? A spot, is it moving, no wait yes it is, oh no it's not. Sorry ok where was I. Ya string, no thats it the nip wow I love it.
Ribbon is good to, I had this Ribbon the other day MAN it was the best MEEEOOOWWW! It was attached to these balloons and I chewed that ribbon so much Oh it was so good that I regurgitated some ribbon as a thank you for the humans, a little food came up to, it was an extra special thanks for the balloons and ribbon. I don't know why but they got all mad at me for the thank you gift, go figure!
I set up the tripod and camera so I could show you how good looking I am. I am a cat you know so you must love me...

I think I gotta go now I hear them coming. See ya! LONG LIVE THE CAT NIP!!!

Me!

So many fans of my blog have been wondering what I look like. Well I don't want to disappoint so here I am.
Now I know that the camera adds 10 pounds so don't think I look this fat in real life. My wife took this of me tonight sitting at my computer, I look so good in it that I just couldn't resist sharing it with you.

Time Machine

I am convinced that time travel is a reality. That it is not only possible but that it happens on a daily basis. There is a device that allows people to travel into the future. This device is so revolutionary that 30 years ago people could only dream about it's potential, now this thing is so common that you are hardly aware of it. When this machine is used you can travel into the future with the blink of an eye. I am not sure how it works exactly, either it transports you further in time, or it just speeds up time around you with out you knowing. I have been witness to this marvel of technology many times, and no I don't work for the government black ops programs or anything, and still I am amazed at the efficiency of how this machine hurtles you through time.
I am even sure you own one of these. You yourself have probably been transported far into the future and not even known how it happened. You sit down after work maybe before bed and say to yourself I will just be here for a few minutes and next thing you know it is almost midnight. Wow, you say, I should turn off the computer and go to bed. Then when you reach for the off button a seemingly few seconds later it is now 12:30 am, wow what happened to the time? That was a case of inadvertent time travel. It is not your fault. It is an experiment that is being conducted by the government, they have put a microchip in all computers that make this time travel happen. I think it works with the speed of the hard drive. As the hard drive spins inside your computer it creates an electrical field around the computer and anyone within this field will be transported into the future. This electric field causes a disruption in the molecules that keep the space time continuum intact, this causes you to either lose all sense of time, or the gravitational pull actually acts as two opposite magnets pushing you at incredible speed between dimensions and forward in time. I think the latter is true because I am always tired when I am done traveling through time, and I know it can't be good for the human body, due to the effect of gravity warping around you.
I know that the guys a AREA 51 must have come up with this technology from the alien wreck. They are trying it out on the world while they adapt it for space travel to other Galaxies "far far away" that existed "long ago". They just need to bend the gravity to push BACK in time and they will have it perfected. They are almost there, I saw an interview with a guy who was helping the government in this quest (he was a short guy that must have been sick because he was green) He said " concentrate you will, get through time you must" also something about using some sort of "force" also some guy named Luke was there as well.
I think they check the progress of the experiment through the internet so just be careful when logging on to your computer, make sure you have no where to be for a while or you may miss something. (see just reading this story I bet you went pretty far into the future or at least wasted time that you will never be able to get back!!!)

Our first child

I have been married for over a year now and every one asks me when the little ones will be coming along. They have asked this question since the first week of marriage. Well we got this little bundle of joy in January, we figured that we needed a trainer first. If we can survive him or more important if HE can survive us, then we should be on the right path. NOW I know that this is nothing like a real human child, human kids have less hair, but hey you gotta start somewhere right? Besides there are some things cats and kids do alike. Hairballs and spitting up, they both can be put on a leash, they both eat disgusting food and when that food comes out the other side it's even worse. A cat and a child will both eat anything off the floor. Although you can't just leave a larger bowl of food out and go away for a few days and hope the kid will be ok. Even though that is better then the way some people treat their kids.
I believe that there needs to be a licensing process to become a real parent. A test to see if you know the difference between caging your cat and kid, and knowing that when a diaper box says good up to 20 pounds that means the kids weight not the amount of stuff that comes out of the kid. So until that test comes out we will continue to learn from our cat and other peoples kids that we don't have to take home with us.
Oh ya his name is Samson

What ever happened to...

Dirty Harry? Well he retired, moved to Philly and changed his name.

"Gun-Wielding Senior Citizen Foils Carjacker
A 78-year-old Philadelphia man used a .38 caliber handgun to thwart a carjacker.
Sunday, August 6, 2006
A 78-year-old Philadelphia man used a .38 caliber handgun to thwart a carjacker.
George Newton said that when William Edney approached him, held a pistol to his head and said "Don't do anything funny," he handed him the keys to his sport utility vehicle, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.
But when he saw that Edney was trying to shift gears with his gun hand Newton decided the time had come for action. He pulled out his own weapon and shot Edney in the jaw, and then walked to the other side of the car and shot him in the shoulder.
"Both windows were down so I didn't mess up any of my glass," Newton told the Inquirer.
Edney managed to drive himself to a hospital where he claimed he did not know who had shot him. He faces criminal charges.
Investigators said both guns involved were legally registered.
Newton, a former military police officer and car mechanic, said he knows how to take care of himself. But he said he would much rather be left alone to sit in the park and feed the birds.
United Press"

story here

Good thing for the carjacker that Harry er uh "George" wasn't used to his NEW bifocal glasses or the first shot would have done him in. This is a lesson for criminals out there make sure if you are carjacking a Senior make sure he has had his prune juice for the day otherwise they can be cranky! I am glad that George didn't have to pay for any widows and that no flying glass got into the bad guys eyes, that could have been dangerous, so roll the windows down before any shooting can begin. I hope the blood wasn't hard to get out of the upholstery though...